And yes, that is the voice I use to speak to puppies. You can not sit there and tell me that you use your normal voice when you know that all you have to do is raise your pitch the tiniest bit and all of a sudden the puppy’s head explodes.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.