the smell of my desperation has become a stench


This is the bundle of wires hanging between two telephone poles near our house. I find it oddly beautiful, but at the same time I’m all, you’d think we could come up with a better, perhaps more compact solution to this because one big wind storm and boom, you’ve got a bit of a mess on your hands. Like that one time over $200 worth of groceries spoiled in the refrigerator.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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