Jade plant

This is one of two jade plants that I bought at Ikea that I have sitting on the kitchen table. They’re really odd looking plants and resemble an illustration you might see in a Dr. Seuss book, whimsical but still elegant. The vases are from the KARDEMUMMA collection at Ikea. Does anyone else have a hard time leaving Ikea without a new plant? Because Jon has to tell me before we go in the building NO NEW PLANTS. WE ARE HERE FOR THE BJÖRKUDDEN AND THE BJÖRKUDDEN ONLY.