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Bird against sky

We visited SeaWorld on our first full day in San Diego, and the whole time we were there we were dodging swarms of aggressive seagulls who would swoop down and come within centimeters of our heads. I kept waiting to feel the inevitable SPLAT! on my shoulder or forehead, but luckily I escaped with nothing more than an unsettling desire to grab hold of one and drop kick it into Shamu’s pool.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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