the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Porcelain sugar jar

Another find from a local antique shop, something I had hoped would replace the rickety sugar dispenser we now have. But Jon doesn’t like the form factor of this jar, doesn’t like the fact that he’d have to use a spoon to get at the sugar instead of just pouring out the sugar like he does now, that extra step alone would shave at least ten minutes off his life expectancy.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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