the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Saying goodbye to February

This is a bird feeder hanging from the deck over the downstairs patio. It was left there by the previous owner, and one thing after another happened last spring and summer so that I didn’t have a chance to fill it with seeds. But this year is going to be much different, I am so pumped for warmer weather and the sound of happy birds that I am going to stock that thing full of whatever they want to eat, all they have to do is request it and I am their servant, I am that desperate for this winter to be over.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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