the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Very sparkly flower ring

I bought this at a local Aldo shoe store about a year ago, and when I wear it I usually don’t wear any other jewelry. Because it is so over-the-top and I’d look like I’d been bedazzled by a blind crack addict. Alone, though, it has a certain something. And that something is its ability to shout, HEY. I HAVE A RING ON MY FINGER.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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