This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Hedgehog pillow

I ordered this from West Elm about a year and a half ago and it has been a fixture on our bed ever since. And then this morning a reader named Elizabeth forwarded me a link to a story about pygmy hedgehogs and I nearly…

April 16, 2008

Mr. and Mrs. Panda Bear

The best part about these animals is that the female and male are differentiated by the female’s rosy cheeks and oddly not by the male’s propensity to go around scratching his balls.

Did not sign up for this

Chuck was just minding his own business, walking down the hall toward me because I had called him, and this flying shark came out of nowhere and attached itself to his neck. I think he might have grounds to sue me for fostering a hostile…