the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Hedgehog pillow

I ordered this from West Elm about a year and a half ago and it has been a fixture on our bed ever since. And then this morning a reader named Elizabeth forwarded me a link to a story about pygmy hedgehogs and I nearly died. Just go ahead and click that link and see if you can stand it. How do I convince Jon that we need a pygmy hedgehog? Because I’m thinking that if I mention it he might climb onto the roof of the house and jump.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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