the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Mr. and Mrs. Zebra

Thought I’d change up the background a little bit, so instead of setting the animals on top of white printing paper I positioned them on the seat of the bar stools in the kitchen. Many of you have asked if I’d make these available for purchase, and I’ve got good news. Jon and I are looking into a professional fine-art photo printer, so look for prints sometime next week.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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