the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Maybe because I was too young to appreciate it, but I don’t remember spring being so explosive in Memphis like it is here. Maybe it’s just because the winters here are so hideous, and spring by comparison is that much more resplendent. But everything is blooming right now and Utah couldn’t be more beautiful, although my allergies are going nuts. My allergies can suck it, though.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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