Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Newsletter: Month Fifty-two

Dear Leta, Tomorrow you turn fifty-two months old. It’s a number you can easily count to, although recently counting things has become much too boring to hold your interest. Counting and the porn business that we run out of the basement, you’re all ANOTHER HOOKER…

June 2, 2008

Parallel parking only

Also taken on Granville Island, Vancouver. I was fascinated by the tube coming out of the window and what purpose it could possibly serve. And I’m sure everything is legal, but it just looks like something totally naughty is going on behind that window.

Mr. P tape dispenser

Miranda and Jenna in Vancouver (hi, guys!) gave this tape dispenser to me at my meet and greet (found one online here), and when they handed it to me they said that when they saw it they thought of me, and can I just say…

Mama bear

Coco’s favorite toy is a set of three squeaky squirrels, and what amazes us is how tenderly she plays with each of them. Chuck would have demolished these squirrels within three minutes of being introduced to them, would have ripped open their bellies and gutted…