the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Calvin Klein pleated one piece bathing suit

In preparation for our trip to Florida I bought a few bathing suits including this one piece from Victoria’s Secret. I’ve owned several VS swimsuits over the years and have always gone back to them because one, they fit a taller/bigger woman and two, they always give you the option of a padded bra. Yes, the fact that it’s a one piece makes me look like a MOM, HERE COMES THAT MOM SUIT, but the styling of this particular piece takes the maternal edge off just enough.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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