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Tufted contemporary chair

I booked this condo in Florida having only seen pictures of it on the Internet, so I didn’t know if in person the decor was going to be way over the top or was going to beat me over the head with YOU ARE IN FLORIDA. You know: seashells, wicker, sculptures of swordfish. But the owners of this condo have exquisite taste, and I’ve fallen in love with this chair in the master bedroom. I love the shape, the tufting, and especially the fabric. Plus, it sits next to the balcony that overlooks the ocean. The only thing it doesn’t do is apply sunscreen, but that’s why I have a horny husband.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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