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Silly rabbit

She’s about three times the size she was when we first brought her home in January, and that has become a problem in the mornings when she likes to jump directly from the floor onto the bed, usually landing right on top of one of us. Many times hitting us squarely in the crotch. This habit of hers has replaced my morning cup of coffee in terms of waking me the fuck up.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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