Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

While standing in line for security at the airport

Me: “Here, smell my arm. I bought a new body lotion.”

Jon casually sniffs my elbow and then pretends to gag. Dramatically.

Me: “What, you don’t like it?”

Jon: “It smells like hot garbage in Brooklyn.”

Me: “You’re an asshole.”

Jon: “You’re in love with an asshole.”

Me: “Apparently you’re in love with hot garbage in Brooklyn.”

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