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Vetiver Extreme

Ladies, this stuff is so amazing that if you sprayed it on a head of lettuce you’d want to have sex with it. Jon has worn this fragrance since we first got together in 2001, and when he gets out of the shower and puts it on he knows he’s not allowed to get dressed until I come up and press my nose into his neck. It’s somewhat difficult to find, but if you do, buy it and force your man to try it. HE WILL THANK YOU, if you know what I’m saying.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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