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John Larroquette eating sushi

There is a certain spicy roll we like to order at our favorite sushi restaurant (seen here), and usually it’s so spicy I can’t eat it. Or it knocks me out. Dead. On the floor. Jon can just pop the slices into his mouth like potato chips (seen here with one in his mouth that I had soaked in the spicy sauce), and I don’t know why but I find that totally infuriating. Like he can bench press more than me.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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