Change tastes great

Me: “Jon, can you pose for me.”

Jon: “Do you want me to flex or flash my abs?”

Me: “Try posing as if you’re in a bikini, but please, keep your clothes on. My mom is going to see this.”

Jon: “How about this?”

Me: “You’re just sitting there with your legs crossed.”

Jon: “Yes, and do you see Coco? Obviously it’s driving the ladies wild.”