This clothespin was an anniversary present from Jon, something he found at a local Pottery Barn (and something I cannot find on their website). I have it sitting on my desk and use it to hold mail and other things that need to be addressed. This works better than a folder because the folder hides the work I have to do, whereas here’s this obnoxiously giant green clothespin going, THINGS WILL CONTINUE TO BE AWKWARD IF YOU INSIST ON IGNORING ME.