And now whenever I see a vampire flash their fangs I’m going to think that although they want me to believe they’re being fierce, all they’re really doing is reminding me of a certain someone who is good at balancing appliances on his head.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.