the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Professional platinum make-up brushes

Last time we were in San Francisco we stopped at the Sephora store near Union Square and I picked up these make-up brushes. Yes, they are indeed an investment, but they’ll last forever, and they make the hugest difference in terms of whether your make-up looks professional or ridiculously amateur. I’m not even going to tell you how long it had been since I replaced my old brushes, your opinion of me would certainly plummet to a new low, so let’s just say that I’m no longer worried that I’m going to open my cosmetic drawer and have a mutant spore jump out and suck my face off.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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