the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Somewhere west of Denver

Today I am speaking at Hallmark Headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri. In order to get here we had to stop in Denver and change planes yesterday, and for anyone who has had to do the same you’ll understand our relief when we only had to walk two miles to the next gate. Usually the case is that our next destination is closer than the next gate. I asked Jon why he thinks this is, and he said, “It’s the middle of America, they got space!”

No Comments

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

read more