the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Bumble and Bumble Grooming Creme

Turns out that a certain Aveda product that I use when I don’t want to blow dry my hair has been discontinued, so I quickly had to find an alternative. Earlier this week when I was getting my hair cut one of the stylists who wears his hair long showed me this product, and it’s PHENOMENAL. I put it on my hair when it’s wet, and then every ten minutes or so as it air dries I add a bit more while scrunching up my hair in my hands. This frees up so much time when I don’t have the energy or the hour required to blow dry my hair, plus it’s like a whole new hairstyle: purposeful bedhead.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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