the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The budget hair color

Apologies for the crappy quality of the photo, it was taken with our tiny point-and-shoot right before my presentation in Kansas City (meaning I had taken the time to groom the mess on my head). We forgot to pack batteries for our big camera (MY WORST NIGHTMARE, no seriously, next to finding out I have an exam for a German class that I forgot I signed up for, it’s finding myself in a different city with a camera that has no batteries that makes me afraid of falling asleep), so I did my best to hold the little one steady. Decided to go dark again to save money on the maintenance of my roots, and also because it’s that time of year again when I either change the color or whack all of it off, and since the latter is so much work I took the easy way out.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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