the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Mock turtleneck cable sweater coat

This is my new winter staple, something I’ve worn every day for the last two weeks despite the fact that the weather doesn’t even call for it yet. It’s a sweater I found in the juniors section at Target, which means I had to buy the biggest size available (this is not out of the ordinary for any piece of clothing I buy at Target). It’s super warm and comfortable and pairs equally well with jeans and dresses. I’m headed out this morning to New York and will have this on hand to keep me cozy during the nap over Colorado.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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