the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Modern hanging mobile

I bought this mobile almost two years ago from a catalog company that no longer carries it (although I did a quick search and found it here). We have it hanging in our office above the giant mess that is our fax/printer/photo copier to draw the eye up and away from that wreckage. I was thinking we might need to buy four or five more and just have them dangling over Jon’s desk, but the only thing that could really draw your eye away from that horrific landfill is the act of turning off all the lights and tying on a blindfold.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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