An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Internet, I’m craving Doritos

  • Susan

    Congratulations! I don’t comment often, but I read every day. Best wishes to you for a happy, healthy pregnancy!!

  • Anonymous

    Congratulations!!!!

  • Becky

    Congrats!!!!

  • Briana

    YAY! Congratulations! Excited to hear names. . .

  • jen state

    So. Happy. For. You.

  • Wow, congratulations! All best wishes.

  • Carlin Miller

    Congratulations on a long-deserved second child!

  • Mary

    CONGRATULATIONS.

  • Erica

    Wow! What wonderful news. I didn’t start reading your blog until a few months ago, and I am excited to see you chronicle this new journey as well. Best of luck to you, Jon and Leta!

    Poor Coco.

  • I am so so delighted for you guys. The news brought tears to my eyes. Congratulations!

  • Congratulations and best wishes!

  • Anonymous

    congratulations!!!

  • Holy shit! Yay for the Armstrongs!

    (Can we call it Stretch?)

  • Anonymous

    First!

    Congrats to Dooce, Blurb, Leta, Chuck and Coco. Great to hear about a new Blurbodoocery production!

  • Em

    Congratulations!

  • Allison

    Congratulations Heather! Wishing you a non eventful pregnancy and a bundle of joy! What an exciting time!!

  • Emily

    YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jen

    Oh Congratulations! So exciting!

  • pam

    wow.. congratulations! yay for big sister leta. 🙂

  • Congrats! What great news! Eat lots of Italian food (I am Italian)
    can’t believe I am posting so far up in the comments, usually I am number 300 or something
    Cheers!

  • Anonymous

    Congratulations! That is awesome. I hope you are two days late so I can share my June 16 b-day with the new Armstrong.

  • Megan

    Just got teary reading that. Happiness and joy! Love and light!

  • Congratulations! I’m all aflutter at your wonderful news!

  • Carrie

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! Best wishes for you, Jon and Leta!

  • Tiffany

    Wow, CONGRATULATIONS! Hope you stay healthy and can’t wait to read about your journey!

  • Seeing this post made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I am so, so happy for you guys.

  • Laura

    Oh my God! Congratulations!

    Damn, your commenters are fast! There were zero comments when I loaded the page and 17 when I looked to reply and when I hit post there’ll probably be fifty.

  • Heather

    Congrats!!! I’m so happy for you! I was wondering if you were still trying. Yay!

  • AWESOMENESS!

  • Congratulations! I am so, so very happy for you. After all you’ve been through you deserve to have a easy facheesy pregnancy full of all the doritos you could possibly eat!!!!

    Having two is another thing all together. Granted, I have two year old twins which really keep me hopping. Your life will never be the same. DUN DUN DUN!

    Funny, my recaptcha word is Nevadas – which is where I live…good old Sin City.

  • Congratulations!

  • Kalisa

    HURRAH!

    Let us vote on the name, yes?

  • DeAun

    Congrats!!!!!

  • Melissa

    OH YES INDEED!!!!!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sarah

    Yay! Congratulations!

  • AWESOME! Congratulations – what amazing news! And Chuck totally looks like he’s smiling in that photo – how incredibly sweet.

  • HOLY SHIT IN A SOCK, I almost spit when your page loaded!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, fantastic, so fantastic it warrants my flagrant use of caps and exclamation points.

  • amanda

    CONGRATS!!!!!

  • CONGRATULATIONS! I’ve secretly been sending good vibes to your uterus for the past several months. I’d like to pretend that helped, just a tiny bit.

  • pam

    also, poor chuck. i hope you washed that thing first. 😉

  • Lissa

    This was THE ANNOUNCEMENT??? But of course perfect because Chuck brings the news. Congratulations.

  • Only you would put a pregnancy stick on the poor dog’s nose!

    Congratulations!

  • Joy!
    Blessings!
    Congratulations!
    Whoo Hoo!

  • jenny

    congratulations!!!

  • Melissa

    yes, that comment needed all those exclamation marks.

  • Congratulations, I’m so happy for you and Jon!

  • Mary

    CONGRATS!!! I’m so happy for you!

  • Erin

    Congratulations! Wishing you a happy and healthy 9 months!

  • Sarah

    Congrats, wonderful news!

  • Congratulations Heather! I never ever comment, but this deserves one! I am so excited for you!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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