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  • Susan

    2008/11/19 at 10:45 am

    Congratulations! I don’t comment often, but I read every day. Best wishes to you for a happy, healthy pregnancy!!

  • Anonymous

    2008/11/19 at 10:45 am

    Congratulations!!!!

  • Becky

    2008/11/19 at 10:45 am

    Congrats!!!!

  • Briana

    2008/11/19 at 10:45 am

    YAY! Congratulations! Excited to hear names. . .

  • jen state

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    So. Happy. For. You.

  • lisa b.

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    Wow, congratulations! All best wishes.

  • Carlin Miller

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    Congratulations on a long-deserved second child!

  • Mary

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    CONGRATULATIONS.

  • Erica

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    Wow! What wonderful news. I didn’t start reading your blog until a few months ago, and I am excited to see you chronicle this new journey as well. Best of luck to you, Jon and Leta!

    Poor Coco.

  • Ramsey

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    I am so so delighted for you guys. The news brought tears to my eyes. Congratulations!

  • Knighton

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    Congratulations and best wishes!

  • Anonymous

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    congratulations!!!

  • Lisa

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    Holy shit! Yay for the Armstrongs!

    (Can we call it Stretch?)

  • Anonymous

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    First!

    Congrats to Dooce, Blurb, Leta, Chuck and Coco. Great to hear about a new Blurbodoocery production!

  • Em

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    Congratulations!

  • Allison

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    Congratulations Heather! Wishing you a non eventful pregnancy and a bundle of joy! What an exciting time!!

  • Emily

    2008/11/19 at 10:46 am

    YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jen

    2008/11/19 at 10:47 am

    Oh Congratulations! So exciting!

  • pam

    2008/11/19 at 10:47 am

    wow.. congratulations! yay for big sister leta. 🙂

  • anita doberman

    2008/11/19 at 10:47 am

    Congrats! What great news! Eat lots of Italian food (I am Italian)
    can’t believe I am posting so far up in the comments, usually I am number 300 or something
    Cheers!

  • Anonymous

    2008/11/19 at 10:47 am

    Congratulations! That is awesome. I hope you are two days late so I can share my June 16 b-day with the new Armstrong.

  • Megan

    2008/11/19 at 10:47 am

    Just got teary reading that. Happiness and joy! Love and light!

  • nadarine

    2008/11/19 at 10:47 am

    Congratulations! I’m all aflutter at your wonderful news!

  • Carrie

    2008/11/19 at 10:47 am

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! Best wishes for you, Jon and Leta!

  • Tiffany

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    Wow, CONGRATULATIONS! Hope you stay healthy and can’t wait to read about your journey!

  • wood

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    Seeing this post made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I am so, so happy for you guys.

  • Laura

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    Oh my God! Congratulations!

    Damn, your commenters are fast! There were zero comments when I loaded the page and 17 when I looked to reply and when I hit post there’ll probably be fifty.

  • Heather

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    Congrats!!! I’m so happy for you! I was wondering if you were still trying. Yay!

  • KatC

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    AWESOMENESS!

  • Lesley

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    Congratulations! I am so, so very happy for you. After all you’ve been through you deserve to have a easy facheesy pregnancy full of all the doritos you could possibly eat!!!!

    Having two is another thing all together. Granted, I have two year old twins which really keep me hopping. Your life will never be the same. DUN DUN DUN!

    Funny, my recaptcha word is Nevadas – which is where I live…good old Sin City.

  • kristyk

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    Congratulations!

  • Kalisa

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    HURRAH!

    Let us vote on the name, yes?

  • DeAun

    2008/11/19 at 10:48 am

    Congrats!!!!!

  • Melissa

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    OH YES INDEED!!!!!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sarah

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    Yay! Congratulations!

  • jive turkey

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    AWESOME! Congratulations – what amazing news! And Chuck totally looks like he’s smiling in that photo – how incredibly sweet.

  • Tori

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    HOLY SHIT IN A SOCK, I almost spit when your page loaded!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, fantastic, so fantastic it warrants my flagrant use of caps and exclamation points.

  • amanda

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    CONGRATS!!!!!

  • angela

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    CONGRATULATIONS! I’ve secretly been sending good vibes to your uterus for the past several months. I’d like to pretend that helped, just a tiny bit.

  • pam

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    also, poor chuck. i hope you washed that thing first. 😉

  • Lissa

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    This was THE ANNOUNCEMENT??? But of course perfect because Chuck brings the news. Congratulations.

  • Sylvia

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    Only you would put a pregnancy stick on the poor dog’s nose!

    Congratulations!

  • Jennifer

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    Joy!
    Blessings!
    Congratulations!
    Whoo Hoo!

  • jenny

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    congratulations!!!

  • Melissa

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    yes, that comment needed all those exclamation marks.

  • leatitia

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    Congratulations, I’m so happy for you and Jon!

  • Mary

    2008/11/19 at 10:49 am

    CONGRATS!!! I’m so happy for you!

  • Erin

    2008/11/19 at 10:50 am

    Congratulations! Wishing you a happy and healthy 9 months!

  • Sarah

    2008/11/19 at 10:50 am

    Congrats, wonderful news!

  • Shannon

    2008/11/19 at 10:50 am

    Congratulations Heather! I never ever comment, but this deserves one! I am so excited for you!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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