the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Could explain why Coco barks at walls

I had an idea this year to take pictures filled with Christmas colors to hang up as part of our seasonal decorations, and I was going to use this one except for the hard water stains on the leaves. How gross is that? I use the same water to wash my hair and face. We have a water softener, but it is no match for the minerals in the water here. I would not be surprised if a race of fully autonomous creatures are being bred on my scalp by the water I’m using to rinse my shampoo.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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