the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The Elvis Encyclopedia

This 608-page behemoth is the detailed chronicle of every aspect of Elvis Presley’s life, full of rare photos, album and movie specifics, and even a copy of his last will and testament. It’s probably some sort of cliché that I’m from Memphis and a huge fan of Elvis, but I think I can probably blame my dad for that more than where I grew up. I’ve seen an embarrassing number of his movies, my favorite one being GI Blues, and I can still sing every musical number by heart. This book would make a great conversation starter for any coffee table, or use its hefty weight to straighten out a stack of curvy paper.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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