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Valentine’s Day cards

You could always wait until the last minute and pick up a Disney Princess valentine for your honey, or you could go with something a little more unique and age appropriate:

1. Guinea pig and walrus illustration cards Erin Ellis $5

2. A moose kissing an octopus Whigby $3.99

3. Sucker Binth $4.25

4. Peace Dove Boxed Set Sparrow + Belle $13

5. Bouquet letterpress notecard set Ilee Papergoods $15

6. Heart & Revolver letterpress print Bittersugar $20

7. Roses are Red typographic cutout Valentine’s card Pocket Studio $4.50

8. Caught in the tentacles of love Pearl & Marmalade $4.75

9. Butter Loves Toast Valentine Notecard Set Fuzzy Grapefruit $12

10. Snowflake Love Egg Press $6

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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