the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Flutter sleeve top

We stopped into the Gap last week while on vacation and I found a rack of these loose-fitting tops in various colors. The XL is big and droopy enough to fit me through the end of the pregnancy, so I picked out three different colors. The cut is such that it could have been hanging in the maternity section if Gap had one. Only problem is these will not do a very good job of disguising my belly button once it pops out like a menacing jack in the box. BOO!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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