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Plush baby blanket

This soft microfiber baby blanket is from The Modern Baby Co., and I love that the fabric isn’t covered in cartoon characters. This is one of many baby blankets that I’m sure to collect in the weeks leading up to the birth. That’s one thing I learned the first time, you can never have enough blankets or towels or burping cloths nearby during those early weeks because of all the exploding poop and rancid, regurgitated milk. I know, you didn’t need to read that this morning, but WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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