Jon: “What about Alexandra?”
Me: “Oooh, I like it!”
Jon: “FINALLY! That’s the first time I’ve suggested a name that you like.”
Me: “Because that’s the first time you’ve ever suggested a name!”
Jon: “That’s not true.”
Me: “Oh, yes it is! Go ahead, list off all the names you’ve suggested.”
Jon: “I’ve suggested plenty.”
Me: “I’M WAITING.”
Jon: “There was …”
Me: “…”
Jon: “… um …”
Me: “Jon …”
Jon: “… let’s see … um …”
Me: “You are totally proving my point.”
Jon: “I can’t think straight when you’re being mean.”
Me: “This is not mean. Mean is when I tell our daughter that her father was so uninterested in her that HE ONLY SUGGESTED ONE NAME.”