the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Orla Kiely coffee mugs

Orla Kiely has a limited edition set of products that you can find (maybe) at your local Target, depending on what market you live in and whether or not everything has already been cleared out. I saw somewhere that people were trying to resell these products on ebay because certain stores had sold out so early. I found these at the Target near my sister’s house in Sandy and about had an orgasm right there in the middle of the aisle. Jon said he’d let me have a few minutes alone if that’s what it would take to find my dignity. And I was all, honey, I’m going to need more than a few minutes.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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