the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Resident evil

This lil’ buddy hung out on the railing of our deck for about ten minutes right up until Coco spotted him from inside the kitchen and ran head first into the window. Surprisingly, Coco did not suffer a concussion, and I’m guessing the squirrel just hopped onto a branch of one of the pine trees in our backyard content in the knowledge that he had knocked Coco one screw looser.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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