the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Cavorting Hippo Cards

Rebekah Plett of The Cavorting Hippo Etsy Shop noticed my obsession fascination with hippos and sent me a set of these unbearably adorable hippo greeting cards. I want to eat them, they so cute. If I were designing another nursery I’d put these in frames and hang them over the crib. But I’m not having another baby, so maybe you’ll let me come over and design your nursery? (I’m kind of not kidding, although Jon is going to shoot me in the head for writing this. Hi, Jon!)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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