the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Plungerhead Zinfandel

Jon keeps bugging me to start a wine diary, and I keep telling him that because I know absolutely nothing about wine it would look like this: WINE GOOD! or WINE BAD! or YOU NOT WANT MAKE WINE ANGRY! But it’s definitely something I want to learn more about once I get myself some of that free time the kids are talking about these days. This purchase was one of my recent favorites, and if I were keeping a diary the description next to it would say WORTH IT. Also, just look at that label. It seems like the cover of a book I desperately want to read.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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