Jon: This had better be the last storm of the season, so help me God.
Me: Did you really just say that out loud? Way to tempt the Universe, JON.
Jon: Heather, it’s all about creating the outcome we want by putting the right energy out there. You watch Oprah. You know this. That’s what I’m doing.
Me: Actually, Oprah says it’s better not to jinx things.
Jon: Give me a break, she has never said anything like that.
Me: It was that one show where these wives came on and talked about how all these stupid things kept happening in their lives because their husbands were all, “This better be the last time!” I remember it vividly.