the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The first conversation this morning

Me: The guy last night on the news said it was supposed to be a “mountains only” snowstorm. There are five inches outside!

Jon: That guy was Sterling Poulson. Obviously he’s a liar.

Me: Does his bishop know about this?

Jon: He does now.

Me: I wonder how many meteorologists are routinely worthy enough to take the sacrament.

Jon: All they have to do is repent immediately when they get it wrong. Which means God is fielding requests from all the meteorologists in Utah EVERY SINGLE MORNING.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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