The first conversation this morning

Me: The guy last night on the news said it was supposed to be a “mountains only” snowstorm. There are five inches outside!

Jon: That guy was Sterling Poulson. Obviously he’s a liar.

Me: Does his bishop know about this?

Jon: He does now.

Me: I wonder how many meteorologists are routinely worthy enough to take the sacrament.

Jon: All they have to do is repent immediately when they get it wrong. Which means God is fielding requests from all the meteorologists in Utah EVERY SINGLE MORNING.