the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Before the next storm

This is my favorite tree in the neighbor’s yard because the blooms are totally out of control, like PARTY PARTY PARTY. And the color is so saturated, as if someone hooked the tree up to photoshop and cranked the colors until the crank broke. These blooms will probably be gone by Wednesday because “they” are forecasting another snowstorm this week. Let’s hope “they” are lying and having to pray for forgiveness.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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