There’s a whole story attached to this photo, a squirrel caught in our window well, and I will get around to telling it, except I haven’t slept in three days and am going to cry. Excuse me.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.