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Jon and I went to Moab for the holiday, rented some sort of four-wheeler thing, and stirred up some dust. He was like a kid in that thing, and I loved seeing him that way. But I’m going to have a hard time forgiving him for that one peel out that got red sand so far up in my girl parts that it came out my nose.