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On parenthood, and why you should rethink it

I returned home late last night from DC only to wake up this morning to one horrifically sick baby. Chipped-tooth, ringwormed baby Bobo now has a mouth and tongue covered in giant white canker sores. ATTENTION UNIVERSE: when I write about Marlo’s ailments I’m not…

October 6, 2010

Got it.

I guess a gallon of milk is not as canine-boner-inducing as a light bulb remover. The learning here just doesn’t stop.