Reagan International Airport as seen from my phone. Right after some woman shoved me out of the way and said, “Ugh, excuse me, I’m a Medallion Member.” Oh, really? Do all of you “members” need one up the pooper?
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.