Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

This morning

Time to count our blessings: it’s not a tornado. It’s not an earthquake. It’s not a tsunami. It’s not a volcano. It’s not a hurricane. It’s not a mudslide. It’s not a monsoon. I think that’s plenty.

October 27, 2010

No smoking!

Maybe I should have told him I bought it only for decoration.