the smell of my desperation has become a stench

This is going to be the end of me

A new sweet shop, The Sweet Tooth Fairy, opened up just down the street, and already we’ve brought home about four dozen cupcakes. You guys, I’m not normally a sweets kind of person. I love salt. Gimme French fries and chips and pickles over a bar of chocolate any day. Oh my, but I may have just converted to a new religion.

Resolution for the new year: only bring home one dozen a week. Okay, maybe two.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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