the smell of my desperation has become a stench

For the radio

Since I was being interviewed for NPR last week, I decided it was a perfect time to mix up my wardrobe again, even though the only audience was going to be the technician setting up the microphone. HE TOTALLY CARED. This time:

Crazy silk muumuu-thing on top from H&M (bought on a trip to New York since we don’t have an H&M in Utah)
Blue silk/canvas skirt on sale from Urban Outfitters
Gray tights and booties from Kohl’s
Silver Pyramid Studded Cocktail Ring, a present from Jon for Christmas

Namaste gesture, courtesy of my trainer

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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