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Anatomy of an ovary

Monday afternoon I had my annual pelvic exam (HEY-OH! IT’S UTERUS TIME!), and since my regular OBGYN is overbooked for the next ten years I had to see another doctor in her group. And I had to answer a mountain of questions including, “Do you…

April 6, 2011


“Where’s Coco? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Although I hear she tasted like chicken.”

Ladies at lunch

I took Leta to a fancy cafe for lunch, and she had gourmet… French fries. They have potassium, right? And the ketchup is made of tomatoes. So, we’re winning.