Remember what I said about the hair? This is McKenzie’s oldest brother Jordan. Sorry, ladies (and guys), he’s got a serious girlfriend and she’s just as hot. Oh yes, I did just call my cousin hot. I AM SOUTHERN SO I AM ALLOWED TO.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.